ARE YOU BETTER OFF NOW THAN YOU WHERE FOUR YEARS AGO? -
TRUMP WILL BEAT OBAMA WITH THE THREE "B"'S - Balls, brains and billions.
WATERBOARDING TO FIND OSAMA - At least it wasn't waterboarding-waterboarding they used to locate Osama!
OMBAMA IN SHREK 3 - At least Obama's ears are smaller now. He should be happy
NO JOB? - At least you will have health care.